To Own an Ugly Boat — Bumper Sticker

Fifteen inches of unsolicited opinion for the back of your boat.

Wear it sincerely or wear it as a confession. Nobody looking at it will be able to tell which, and that is most of the fun.

• 15″ × 3.75″ — a proper bumper sticker, not a small one described generously
• Water, scratch, and UV resistant white vinyl
• Glossy finish
• Bubble-free application; peels off clean when you want it gone

Made for a transom, a tailgate, a dock box, or a cooler lid. Apply to a clean, dry, flat surface and press it down with a cloth.

Printed in the USA after you order it. Most orders arrive within 5–10 business days.