Life's Too Short Co. makes things for people who would rather be on the water.
It started with one sticker on the back of a boat that was, by any objective measure, ugly. Everybody who walked past it said the same thing: where do I get one of those.
So — here.
Every design finishes the same sentence. Some are about boats. Some are about the specific kind of stubbornness required to own a boat. There is a difference, but not much of one.
How this works
Everything is printed on demand in the United States. That means we are not sitting on a garage full of inventory, and you are not paying for one. It also means each order gets made after you place it, which is why shipping takes a few days longer than it would from a warehouse in New Jersey.
The stickers are water, scratch, and UV resistant vinyl with a glossy finish, in sizes up to a full 15-inch bumper sticker. The prints are heavy matte paper that looks considerably more expensive than it costs.
If we do not have your phrase
Tell us. That is usually how the next one happens.