{"title":"Wall Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eHeavy matte prints for the garage, the dock house, or the office wall of somebody who would rather not be at the office. Two styles: the bordered cream layout that matches the stickers, and the gold-on-navy script for when it is a gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"to-own-an-ugly-boat-print","title":"To Own an Ugly Boat — Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe phrase set the way it deserves to be — heavy condensed type on a ruled cream ground, with the word that carries the joke in rust.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt looks like a nautical placard and reads like a warning label. Put it in the garage, the office, or the room where the boat paperwork lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo sizes: 12″ × 18″ and 18″ × 24″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick matte paper, 189 g\/m², sourced from Japan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e94% opacity, no show-through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips unframed, rolled in a rigid tube\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoth sizes fit standard off-the-shelf frames, which will cost you less locally than we could ever ship glass for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the USA after you order it. Most orders arrive within 5–10 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Life's Too Short","offers":[{"title":"12″×18″","offer_id":50131254280442,"sku":"6191253_3876","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″×24″","offer_id":50131254313210,"sku":"6191253_1","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0856\/8078\/3610\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-12x18-front-6a84b10a63201.png?v=1787080982"},{"product_id":"to-own-an-ugly-boat-script-print","title":"To Own an Ugly Boat — Script Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe same line, lettered the way boat names have always been lettered — gold script on deep navy, ruled top and bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarmer than the cream version and considerably easier to give as a gift. This is the one people buy for somebody else and then order again for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12″ × 18″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick matte paper, 189 g\/m², sourced from Japan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e94% opacity, no show-through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips unframed, rolled in a rigid tube\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFits standard off-the-shelf frames. A dark mat or a plain black frame suits it best.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the USA after you order it. Most orders arrive within 5–10 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Life's Too Short","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50131266404602,"sku":"6800131_3876","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0856\/8078\/3610\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-12x18-front-6a84f387314e7.png?v=1787097994"},{"product_id":"to-stay-at-the-dock-print","title":"To Stay at the Dock — Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe phrase set the way it deserves to be — heavy condensed type on a ruled cream ground, with the word that carries the joke in rust.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt looks like a nautical placard and reads like a warning label. Put it in the garage, the office, or the room where the boat paperwork lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo sizes: 12″ × 18″ and 18″ × 24″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick matte paper, 189 g\/m², sourced from Japan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e94% opacity, no show-through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips unframed, rolled in a rigid tube\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoth sizes fit standard off-the-shelf frames, which will cost you less locally than we could ever ship glass for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the USA after you order it. Most orders arrive within 5–10 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Life's Too Short","offers":[{"title":"12″×18″","offer_id":50131303235834,"sku":"7476853_3876","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″×24″","offer_id":50131303268602,"sku":"7476853_1","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0856\/8078\/3610\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-18x24-front-6a84f498bfe79.png?v=1787098268"},{"product_id":"to-stay-at-the-dock-script-print","title":"To Stay at the Dock — Script Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe same line, lettered the way boat names have always been lettered — gold script on deep navy, ruled top and bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarmer than the cream version and considerably easier to give as a gift. This is the one people buy for somebody else and then order again for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12″ × 18″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick matte paper, 189 g\/m², sourced from Japan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e94% opacity, no show-through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips unframed, rolled in a rigid tube\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFits standard off-the-shelf frames. A dark mat or a plain black frame suits it best.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the USA after you order it. Most orders arrive within 5–10 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Life's Too Short","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50131304120570,"sku":"2228051_3876","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0856\/8078\/3610\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-12x18-front-6a84f59461d06.png?v=1787098519"}],"url":"https:\/\/lifestooshortco.com\/collections\/wall-art.oembed","provider":"Life's Too Short","version":"1.0","type":"link"}